{"id":3536,"date":"2009-04-11T13:56:17","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T18:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=3536"},"modified":"2009-04-11T13:56:17","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T18:56:17","slug":"deep-thought-of-the-day-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/3536","title":{"rendered":"Deep Thought Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just pretend I&#8217;m not talking about you.&nbsp; No&#8230;not you.&nbsp; You!&nbsp; Just pretend.&nbsp; You know&#8230;like you could just pretend that I didn&#8217;t have any human need for companionship and love.&nbsp; <em>Homosexuals don&#8217;t love, they just have sex&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just pretend I&#8217;m not talking about you.&nbsp; No&#8230;not you.&nbsp; You!&nbsp; Just pretend.&nbsp; You know&#8230;like you could just pretend that I didn&#8217;t have any human need for companionship and love.&nbsp; Homosexuals don&#8217;t love, they just have sex&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-3536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}