{"id":342,"date":"2006-09-13T07:24:29","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T12:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/342"},"modified":"2006-09-13T07:24:29","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T12:24:29","slug":"dont-turn-on-the-wipers-dont-turn-on-the-wipers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/342","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Turn On The Wipers!  Don&#8217;t Turn On The Wipers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who&#8217;ve ever had the impulse to write <em>&quot;Wash Me&quot;<\/em> on the window of a car&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dirtycarart.com\/gallery\/\"><span class=\"banner\"><span class=\"title\">Scott Wade&#8217;s Dirty Car Art Gallery<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"425\" height=\"177\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/automona.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">That&#8217;s actually a really fascinating juxtaposition of <em>Starry Night<\/em> and <em>Mona Lisa<\/em>.&nbsp; See&#8230;most vandals have absolutely no imagination.&nbsp; A really cruel trick would be to find a thing of beauty on your car window that now you have to destroy.\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who&#8217;ve ever had the impulse to write &quot;Wash Me&quot; on the window of a car&#8230; Scott Wade&#8217;s Dirty Car Art Gallery That&#8217;s actually a really fascinating juxtaposition of Starry Night and Mona Lisa.&nbsp; See&#8230;most vandals have absolutely no imagination.&nbsp; A really cruel trick would be to find a thing of beauty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}