{"id":3308,"date":"2009-03-04T22:31:44","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T03:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=3308"},"modified":"2009-03-04T22:31:44","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T03:31:44","slug":"my-lifein-a-nutshell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/3308","title":{"rendered":"My Life&#8230;In A Nutshell&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The guy who does <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/\">XKCD<\/a>  is&#8230;amazing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"985\" width=\"553\" alt=\" \" src=\"http:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/etch-a-sketch.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I hate my life&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The guy who does XKCD is&#8230;amazing&#8230; &nbsp; I hate my life&#8230; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-3308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}