{"id":3149,"date":"2009-02-13T17:27:14","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T22:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=3149"},"modified":"2009-02-18T19:51:05","modified_gmt":"2009-02-19T00:51:05","slug":"todays-real-life-pre-valentines-day-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/3149","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Real Life Pre-Valentine&#8217;s Day Headline."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via Fark&#8230;which is a good source for Valentine&#8217;s Day complaining&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"articleTitle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twincities.com\/ci_11693638?nclick_check=1\"><strong>Stillwater funeral home to host Valentine&#8217;s Day dinner for widows and widowers<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"articleTitle\">\n<p>I&#8217;m glad to see the romance is still alive.&nbsp; So to speak.&nbsp; And that reminds me&#8230;time for some more entries in the poster contest!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"articleTitle\">\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Fark&#8230;which is a good source for Valentine&#8217;s Day complaining&#8230; Stillwater funeral home to host Valentine&#8217;s Day dinner for widows and widowers I&#8217;m glad to see the romance is still alive.&nbsp; So to speak.&nbsp; And that reminds me&#8230;time for some more entries in the poster contest!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95,19],"class_list":["post-3149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}