{"id":3012,"date":"2009-01-26T22:56:40","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T03:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=3012"},"modified":"2009-01-26T22:56:40","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T03:56:40","slug":"oh-cheer-up-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/3012","title":{"rendered":"Oh Cheer Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another Valentine&#8217;s Day spam arrived in the mail today&#8230;this time from Harry &amp; David&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<pre>From: &quot;Harry &amp; David&quot;<br \/>\r\nTo: bgarrett@pobox.com<br \/>\r\nSubject: <strong>Perfect match: Gifts as extraordinary as your Valentine.<\/strong><\/pre>\n<pre>Show your affection with our sophisticated confections<br \/>\r\n<br \/>\r\n==================================<br \/>\r\nLove, Sweet Love ...<br \/>\r\nWhat the world REALLY needs now!<br \/>\r\n==================================<br \/>\r\n<br \/>\r\nThey'll know you're all heart when you send an<br \/>\r\nexclusive Harry &amp; David Valentine treat.<br \/>\r\n<br \/>\r\nSweets from the Heart  $24.95<br \/>\r\nSweets from the Heart with Wine  $59.95<br \/>\r\n<br \/>\r\nRestrictions apply. Void where prohibited by law. See details here:<br \/>\r\n<\/pre>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hello&#8230;&nbsp; Is this Harry or David?&nbsp; Yes&#8230;I&#8217;d like to order a bottle of vinegar and a lovely bouquet of ragweed and barbed wire.&nbsp; Send it to Cupid&#8230;wherever the hell he lives.&nbsp; The gift card should read&#8230;&nbsp; Hello&#8230;?&nbsp; Hello&#8230;?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m such a sourpuss this time of year&#8230;for some reason&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another Valentine&#8217;s Day spam arrived in the mail today&#8230;this time from Harry &amp; David&#8230; From: &quot;Harry &amp; David&quot; To: bgarrett@pobox.com Subject: Perfect match: Gifts as extraordinary as your Valentine. Show your affection with our sophisticated confections ================================== Love, Sweet Love &#8230; What the world REALLY needs now! ================================== They&#8217;ll know you&#8217;re all heart when you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-3012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}