{"id":2793,"date":"2009-01-11T14:06:11","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T19:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=2793"},"modified":"2009-01-11T14:06:11","modified_gmt":"2009-01-11T19:06:11","slug":"no-spartans-on-wind-boards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/2793","title":{"rendered":"No.  Spartans On Wind Boards."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A story is posted on Fark.Com, about the Somalian pirates that drowned when their speed boat capsized while carrying three million dollars in ransom money back to the lair.&nbsp; The comment thread turns into an argument about whether Ninjas or Vikings could take on Pirates.&nbsp; Stoners have nothing on geeks, I&#8217;m here to tell you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story is posted on Fark.Com, about the Somalian pirates that drowned when their speed boat capsized while carrying three million dollars in ransom money back to the lair.&nbsp; The comment thread turns into an argument about whether Ninjas or Vikings could take on Pirates.&nbsp; Stoners have nothing on geeks, I&#8217;m here to tell you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[50,112],"class_list":["post-2793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fun","tag-the-geek-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}