{"id":2499,"date":"2008-12-18T23:22:45","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T04:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=2499"},"modified":"2008-12-18T23:22:45","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T04:22:45","slug":"case-study-on-how-singleness-rots-your-brain-54","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/2499","title":{"rendered":"Case Study On How Singleness Rots Your Brain #54"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve read this article about a dozen times and I&#8217;m still trying to figure out what this guy was trying to accomplish&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocregister.com\/articles\/police-shah-cypress-2260359-art-fedex\"><strong>Man faces felonies after packages sent to women<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>CYPRESS &ndash; A young man from Cypress is set to be charged Friday with 13 felonies for what authorities say was an elaborate scheme in which he would obtain the personal information of unsuspecting young women through Facebook, then send them packages&nbsp;using assumed identities.<\/p>\n<p>The women would receive an e-mail with a tracking number for a package from an &quot;Art Shaw&quot; of Aramark Corp. When they opened the package, they would find blank notepaper and envelopes, and sometimes, markers. Sharpie markers, according to police.<\/p>\n<p>Police allege Arpan Harshad Shah, 26, used aliases, false e-mail addresses, drop locations and stolen corporate FedEx account numbers to hide the fact that he was the one sending the women packages.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing that in Cypress you signal your romantic interest in someone by giving them office supplies&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve read this article about a dozen times and I&#8217;m still trying to figure out what this guy was trying to accomplish&#8230; Man faces felonies after packages sent to women CYPRESS &ndash; A young man from Cypress is set to be charged Friday with 13 felonies for what authorities say was an elaborate scheme in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-2499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}