{"id":2469,"date":"2008-12-15T23:40:11","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T04:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=2469"},"modified":"2008-12-15T23:40:11","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T04:40:11","slug":"yeahlike-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/2469","title":{"rendered":"Yeah&#8230;Like This&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, trying to avoid the hate when you&#8217;re a gay man is a little like trying to avoid the rain during monsoon season in India.&nbsp; I ran across this thread on Fark.Com&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/forums.fark.com\/cgi\/fark\/comments.pl?IDLink=4085184\"><strong><span class=\"headline\">Egg stealing gay penguins given the opportunity to be fathers. Turn out to be the best parents in the zoo<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;which of course, prompted this crack from one of the usual jackasses&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>rodeofrog:<\/strong> <em>Fine.  Let the gays get married. And live in the zoo.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;which in turn prompted this gratifying response&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Go flog yourself with razor wire, and die in a fiery car accident.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes.&nbsp; Like that.&nbsp; Only more so.<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, trying to avoid the hate when you&#8217;re a gay man is a little like trying to avoid the rain during monsoon season in India.&nbsp; I ran across this thread on Fark.Com&#8230; Egg stealing gay penguins given the opportunity to be fathers. Turn out to be the best parents in the zoo &#8230;which of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,19],"class_list":["post-2469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gratuitous-anti-gay-hate","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}