{"id":2383,"date":"2008-11-30T08:15:32","date_gmt":"2008-11-30T13:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=2383"},"modified":"2008-11-30T08:15:32","modified_gmt":"2008-11-30T13:15:32","slug":"oh-swell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/2383","title":{"rendered":"Oh Swell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t do MySpace that often anymore.&nbsp;&nbsp; Or Facebook that much either. which I got lured into because so many of my co-workers are on it.&nbsp; But of the two I think it&#8217;s been Facebook more these days then MySpace.&nbsp; But I&#8217;ll still check into MySpace every now and then.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>MySpace will feed you ads tailored to your profile&#8230;meaning I get a definate gay slant to the ads I&#8217;m being fed.&nbsp; That&#8217;s okay with me.&nbsp; Better then okay actually.&nbsp; In a world that still seems to have trouble admitting that folks like me exist, let alone treat us fairly, it&#8217;s kinda nice to be talked to by advertisers, instead of talked past all the time.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But just now when I logged off, I got fed an ad for &quot;Senior Dating&quot;.&nbsp; Swell.&nbsp; Just what I needed.&nbsp; I&#8217;m assuming this isn&#8217;t &#8216;Senior&#8217; as in <em>Senior Software Engineer<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Great.&nbsp; Just great.&nbsp; First thing in the morning and I get called a lonely old fart by MySpace.&nbsp; Bet I find another goddamned AARP card in the mail again tomorrow too.&nbsp; I must have thrown out two or three dozen of those damn things already.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not old.&nbsp; I&#8217;m at that awkward age.&nbsp; You know&#8230;somewhere between birth and death.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t do MySpace that often anymore.&nbsp;&nbsp; Or Facebook that much either. which I got lured into because so many of my co-workers are on it.&nbsp; But of the two I think it&#8217;s been Facebook more these days then MySpace.&nbsp; But I&#8217;ll still check into MySpace every now and then.&nbsp; MySpace will feed you ads [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[66],"class_list":["post-2383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-aging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}