{"id":188,"date":"2006-04-28T16:54:26","date_gmt":"2006-04-28T21:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/188"},"modified":"2006-04-28T16:58:10","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T21:58:10","slug":"stfuthat-would-be-like-step-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/188","title":{"rendered":"STFU&#8230;That Would Be, Like, Step Two&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Decider-In-Chief was asked a question today in&nbsp;a&nbsp;brief Rose Garden press conference, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.earnedmedia.org\/wh04282.htm\">about whether FEMA was prepaired for the upcoming hurricane season<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&quot;It&#8217;s going to be interesting &#8212; let&#8217;s pray &#8212; first of all, pray there&#8217;s no hurricanes. That would be, like, step one.&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>&quot;May you live in interesting times&quot; &#8211;<\/em>Old Chinese curse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Decider-In-Chief was asked a question today in&nbsp;a&nbsp;brief Rose Garden press conference, about whether FEMA was prepaired for the upcoming hurricane season&#8230; &quot;It&#8217;s going to be interesting &#8212; let&#8217;s pray &#8212; first of all, pray there&#8217;s no hurricanes. That would be, like, step one.&quot; &quot;May you live in interesting times&quot; &#8211;Old Chinese curse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-tales-of-the-smirk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}