{"id":1675,"date":"2008-09-22T08:34:10","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T13:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=1675"},"modified":"2008-09-22T08:34:10","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T13:34:10","slug":"its-not-that-youre-a-pcits-that-youre-a-thug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1675","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Not That You&#8217;re A PC&#8230;It&#8217;s That You&#8217;re A Thug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via PC World&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Several digital images that Microsoft Corp. has posted on its Web site to trumpet its new &quot;I&#8217;m a PC&quot; ad campaign were actually created on Macs, according to the files&#8217; originating-software stamp.<\/p>\n<p>Four of the images that Microsoft made available on its PressPass site Thursday display the designation &quot;Adobe Photoshop C3 Macintosh&quot; when their file properties are examined. The images appear to be frames from the television ads that Microsoft will launch later Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>One of the images is of a real Microsoft engineer, identified only as &quot;Sean,&quot; who resembles John Hodgman, the actor who plays the PC character in Apple Inc.&#8217;s iconic ads. Reportedly, Microsoft will play off Apple&#8217;s own campaign &#8212; during which Hodgman introduces himself with the line, &quot;Hello, I&#8217;m a PC&quot; &#8212; with its engineer saying &quot;Hello, I&#8217;m a PC, and I&#8217;ve been made into a stereotype.&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always thought that the PC in those Apple commercials should look less like an office geek and more like a gangster.&nbsp; Seriously&#8230;they should get Joe Pesci to play the PC&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"486\" height=\"199\" alt=\" \" src=\"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/images\/Joe%20Pesci-2b.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>I&#8217;m a PC.&nbsp; Listen to me. I got your head in a fuckin&#8217; vise. I&#8217;ll squash your head like a fuckin&#8217; grapefruit if you don&#8217;t give me your fuckin&#8217; money&#8230;<\/em>&nbsp; <em>What?&nbsp; What?&nbsp; My licenses confuse you?&nbsp; You fuckin&#8217; piece of shit&#8230;Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you&#8217;ll get unconfused. Give me the fuckin money&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via PC World&#8230; Several digital images that Microsoft Corp. has posted on its Web site to trumpet its new &quot;I&#8217;m a PC&quot; ad campaign were actually created on Macs, according to the files&#8217; originating-software stamp. Four of the images that Microsoft made available on its PressPass site Thursday display the designation &quot;Adobe Photoshop C3 Macintosh&quot; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[86],"class_list":["post-1675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-the-redmond-follies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}