{"id":1603,"date":"2008-09-07T22:53:28","date_gmt":"2008-09-08T03:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=1603"},"modified":"2008-09-08T10:33:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T15:33:35","slug":"this-week-in-dumpsville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1603","title":{"rendered":"This Week In Dumpsville&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seems more like an approaching head-on collision with a train then a birthday on the way.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"291\" width=\"450\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/head_art.jpg\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I really need to be someplace else&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems more like an approaching head-on collision with a train then a birthday on the way. I really need to be someplace else&#8230; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-1603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}