{"id":152,"date":"2006-03-31T19:55:46","date_gmt":"2006-04-01T00:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/152"},"modified":"2006-03-31T19:55:46","modified_gmt":"2006-04-01T00:55:46","slug":"whaddya-mean-i-cant-deposit-a-gallon-of-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/152","title":{"rendered":"Whaddya Mean I Can&#8217;t Deposit A Gallon Of Gas&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost shirt sleeve weather in the evenings now.&nbsp; A light jacket is enough to keep me comfortable when I take a casual stroll through the neighborhood.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been a walker ever since I can remember, always taking long meandering strolls through my territory whenever I had something on my mind, or, as mom used to say, I got &quot;ants in my pants&quot;.&nbsp; Four feet of snow or a torrent of rain are about the only things that&#8217;ll keep me from taking my walks, and even then it&#8217;s a near thing.&nbsp; I do my best thinking while walking.&nbsp; I devise software algorithms, write lines of code, compose cartoons, stories, email, blog posts (like this one), and ponder over various household chores and the Big Questions in life.&nbsp; Sometimes the only way I can get a clear head about something is to take a walk and think it over.&nbsp; I really look forward as winter recedes, to not having to bundle up whenever I get the urge to get out of the house and walk about for a bit.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>My neighborhood has several corner gas stations scattered around, and nowadays more then ever I&#8217;m always taking note of the price whenever I walk by one.&nbsp; Regrettably it always seems to start rising again, whenever I start thinking about a road trip.&nbsp; Tonight I noticed that the price had gone up ten cents a gallon in just the last few days.<\/p>\n<p>Well my retirement fund isn&#8217;t giving me returns like that.&nbsp; Maybe instead of buying savings bonds, I should just buy myself a gallon of gasoline and put it in a safety deposit vault somewhere.&nbsp; By the time I&#8217;m old and gray I might be able to retire on that gallon of gasoline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost shirt sleeve weather in the evenings now.&nbsp; A light jacket is enough to keep me comfortable when I take a casual stroll through the neighborhood.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been a walker ever since I can remember, always taking long meandering strolls through my territory whenever I had something on my mind, or, as mom used [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}