{"id":1485,"date":"2008-08-23T19:40:56","date_gmt":"2008-08-24T00:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2023-10-24T14:11:58","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T19:11:58","slug":"dont-tell-me-there-are-more-then-one-of-those-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1485","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Tell Me There Are More Then One Of Those Things&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via Fark.Com, via <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wired.com\/tableofmalcontents\/2007\/05\/pacmans_monstro.html\">Wired.Com<\/a>&#8230;\u00a0 This is actually kinda creepy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12531\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/pacman_skull.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"565\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/pacman_skull.jpg 530w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/pacman_skull-281x300.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">The skull of a&#8230;thing&#8230;that seems to be all mouth and teeth.\u00a0 The\u00a0 description is as follows&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>The fleshless skull of a blind eating machine, its huge gnashing maw a surreal irony, for it has no stomach. It feeds voraciously&#8230; not out of hunger, but out of murderous instinct. Luckily, you can easily escape it, since it has no legs&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"left\">But it can roll.\u00a0 If it really gets itself going you could be absolutely fucked.\u00a0 Picture this thing rolling down a hill toward you, teeth flashing in the sunlight with each turn&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>&#8230;this is the avatar of Death himself, also known as&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"left\">&#8230;Pac Man.\u00a0 I used to love playing that game.\u00a0 Now I&#8217;m going to get the creeps every time I see one of those things in an arcade&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Fark.Com, via Wired.Com&#8230;\u00a0 This is actually kinda creepy&#8230; &nbsp; \u00a0 The skull of a&#8230;thing&#8230;that seems to be all mouth and teeth.\u00a0 The\u00a0 description is as follows&#8230; The fleshless skull of a blind eating machine, its huge gnashing maw a surreal irony, for it has no stomach. It feeds voraciously&#8230; not out of hunger, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[50,85],"class_list":["post-1485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-fun","tag-tech-geeking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}