{"id":1460,"date":"2008-08-17T13:40:16","date_gmt":"2008-08-17T18:40:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=1460"},"modified":"2008-08-17T20:46:56","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T01:46:56","slug":"fear-of-fay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1460","title":{"rendered":"Fear Of Fay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it looks like tropical storm Fay might become a roaring hurricane before it makes landfall.&nbsp; The Florida Keys and Orlando, both of which occupy fond places in my heart for various reasons, are in its path.&nbsp; So I&#8217;m keeping an eye on it.&nbsp; Her.&nbsp; It.&nbsp; Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>You know&#8230;they need to stop giving these dangerous things cutesy names.&nbsp; Instead of Fay, how about Insane Clown, or Babbling Homeless Man With An Axe, or Drunken Train Engineer or Laughing Pit Bull or Flying Anvil Swarm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it looks like tropical storm Fay might become a roaring hurricane before it makes landfall.&nbsp; The Florida Keys and Orlando, both of which occupy fond places in my heart for various reasons, are in its path.&nbsp; So I&#8217;m keeping an eye on it.&nbsp; Her.&nbsp; It.&nbsp; Whatever. You know&#8230;they need to stop giving these dangerous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-1460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-this-and-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}