{"id":14172,"date":"2026-01-29T04:45:45","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T09:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=14172"},"modified":"2026-01-29T04:54:24","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T09:54:24","slug":"finally-it-all-makes-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/14172","title":{"rendered":"Finally&#8230;It All Makes Sense!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My new conspiracy theory is Lyndon LaRouche actually did finally become president of the United States after all, having gone into hiding disguised as a New York City real estate developer. Very clever Mr. LaRouche!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14173\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/trumpdump.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"514\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/trumpdump.jpg 514w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/trumpdump-286x300.jpg 286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 514px) 100vw, 514px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>All I know is&#8230;if you dig a hole deep enough, Everyone will want to jump in.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-14174\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/everythingyouknowiswrong.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/everythingyouknowiswrong.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/everythingyouknowiswrong-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>And remember&#8230;there&#8217;s a seeker born every minute!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new conspiracy theory is Lyndon LaRouche actually did finally become president of the United States after all, having gone into hiding disguised as a New York City real estate developer. Very clever Mr. LaRouche! &nbsp; &nbsp; All I know is&#8230;if you dig a hole deep enough, Everyone will want to jump in. &nbsp; And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[95,19],"class_list":["post-14172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14172"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14176,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14172\/revisions\/14176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}