{"id":1412,"date":"2008-07-16T16:54:24","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T21:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1412"},"modified":"2008-07-16T16:55:29","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T21:55:29","slug":"must-be-getting-close-to-christmas-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1412","title":{"rendered":"Must Be Getting Close To Christmas Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

The catalogs are coming in all of a sudden.  In the mail today I received an L.L. Bean catalog for all these guys:<\/p>\n

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  1. Bruce Garrett<\/li>\n
  2. Bruce A. Garrett<\/li>\n
  3. Bruce Garnet<\/li>\n
  4. Bruce Garret<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I had no idea I had so much company here.   Maybe this is why my tequila keeps disappearing. <\/p>\n

    But wait…there’s More!  Ladies and gentlemen…introducing the Williams Sonoma…<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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    …Veg-O-Matic.  Swell.  That’ll go great with my Wüsthof Ginsu knife.  They should have made it entirely of stainless steel though.  How much would you pay Now..?<\/em>\n<\/p>\n

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    The catalogs are coming in all of a sudden.  In the mail today I received an L.L. Bean catalog for all these guys: Bruce Garrett Bruce A. Garrett Bruce Garnet Bruce Garret I had no idea I had so much company here.   Maybe this is why my tequila keeps disappearing.  But wait…there’s More!  Ladies and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}