{"id":14066,"date":"2025-12-19T11:09:24","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T16:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=14066"},"modified":"2025-12-19T11:09:24","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T16:09:24","slug":"how-to-politely-tell-someone-you-think-theyre-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/14066","title":{"rendered":"How To Politely Tell Someone You Think They’re Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Foghorn Leghorn often said it best…<\/p>\n

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That girl is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice<\/em><\/p>\n

That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball<\/em><\/p>\n

I say, that boy is playing with a full deck alright, he’s just really slow at shuffling.<\/em><\/p>\n

Boy, I say, boy, you are as useless as a back pocket on a T-shirt!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

But Walter Olson on Facebook posted a few international ones I’m going to add to my collection.<\/p>\n

Venezuela: Intelligence is chasing them, but they are faster.<\/em><\/p>\n

Swedish: The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.<\/em><\/p>\n

Also Swedish: Missing a straw for the broom.<\/em><\/p>\n

Korian: Is your head a decoration?<\/em><\/p>\n

And then this from LBJ: He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.<\/em><\/p>\n

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