{"id":14004,"date":"2025-10-30T10:30:49","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T15:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=14004"},"modified":"2025-10-30T10:33:09","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T15:33:09","slug":"happy-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/14004","title":{"rendered":"Happy Holidays!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This came to me via email just this morning&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Safe Holiday Shopping Tips:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Be aware of your surroundings at all times, and know where the exits are wherever you go.<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0<br \/>\nIf the crowd gets out of control and you feel you\u2019re getting pushed:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">\u00a0\u201cStand like a boxer\u201d, keep your arms in front of your chest to create space between you and the person in front of you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">If you drop something:\u00a0 leave it, don\u2019t try to pick it up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">If you fall:\u00a0 lie on your left side to protect your heart and lungs when being trampled.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>May I please go live on another planet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/No_Exit\">Sartre was right<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This came to me via email just this morning&#8230; Safe Holiday Shopping Tips: Be aware of your surroundings at all times, and know where the exits are wherever you go. \u00a0 \u00a0 If the crowd gets out of control and you feel you\u2019re getting pushed: \u00a0\u201cStand like a boxer\u201d, keep your arms in front of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[345,95],"class_list":["post-14004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-hell-is-other-people","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14004"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14007,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14004\/revisions\/14007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}