DUDE, MY CONTROLLER<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\nA man in his late teens told police that he knew his roommate in Crown Hill smoked marijuana when they moved in together about a month ago.<\/p>\n
But there was too much pot smoking too often.<\/p>\n
Until last week, when one roommate took a few bong hits. The other roommate had enough, said there would be no more pot smoking and shattered the bong on the sidewalk.<\/p>\n
Tempers flared. Obscenities flew. One pushed the other before both retreated to their rooms.<\/p>\n
The next morning, the bong-breaking roommate returned to find that his Xbox and the power supply had been removed from the stereo shelf.<\/p>\n
When he grabbed the game console, a liquid ran out that he said "smelled like urine," according to the police report.<\/p>\n
He also found the joy sticks had been partially glued in place and a tube of glue was next to the controls.<\/p>\n
No arrested had been made when the report was filed.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
There’s a period of adjustment in every relationship…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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