Man with condom on found bitten to death by snake<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\nAyutthaya – A body of a 40-year-old man with a cobra carcass in his head was found on a roadside here Sunday morning.<\/p>\n
An preliminary autopsy also found that Wiroj Banlen, 40, was wearing a condom although he was putting on his trousers. No semen was found inside the condom.<\/p>\n
His body was found on the side of a dirt road in Tambon Lamsai of Ayutthaya’s Wangnoi district at 7 am.<\/p>\n
He was bitten several times by the snake on his right leg and on his cheeks.<\/p>\n
His hands were clenching the dead cobra, whose body was bitten several times especially on its stomach.<\/p>\n
The preliminary autopsy found scales of the snake in his mouth.<\/p>\n
His body was sent for a full autopsy at a hospital.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
This story is from Thailand, and the translation may be a tad…off. So I’m trying to unpack this. His body was found by the roadside. He was bitten several times by a cobra. Some of the bites were on his right leg, the others on his cheeks. I assume the cheek bites happened while he was trying to eat the cobra. His pants seem to have been at least partly undone and he was wearing a condom as though he was about to have sex, but hadn’t yet. I’m sitting here thinking that if there is a God it must have created human beings because a universe that obeys quantum physics just wasn’t strange enough.<\/p>\n
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