{"id":133,"date":"2006-03-23T22:44:23","date_gmt":"2006-03-24T03:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/133"},"modified":"2006-03-23T22:44:23","modified_gmt":"2006-03-24T03:44:23","slug":"yet-another-myspace-questionaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/133","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another MySpace Questionaire"},"content":{"rendered":"

These things float around the various friend’s lists via the bulletins.  I kinda like filling some of them out because it gives me a chance to pay attention to the random things in my life, large and small.  Being that MySpace is a kinda young crowd, you’ll notice that a lot of the questions are about sex.  I think some of these questionaires are just ways of getting answers out of your MySpace crush…<\/p>\n

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1. Have you ever been in a relationship where your partner was unfaithful?<\/strong>
\nNo. Thankfully, I think I tend to bore the random hookup kind.<\/p>\n

2. What’s your favorite movie?<\/strong>
\nCasablanca. "To Have And Have Not" is a close second.<\/p>\n

3. What’s your favorite music video?<\/strong>
\nOhhh….that’s gotta be Fatboy Slim’s, "Weapon Of Choice"<\/p>\n

4. What’s the last movie you watched?<\/strong>
\nSky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow<\/p>\n

5. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at the same time?<\/strong>
\nWell…yeah. Me and the guy I was having it with. That makes two. They call having it with only one person masturbation don’t they?<\/p>\n

6. Whats your best physical feature?<\/strong>
\nNot sure I have a ‘best’. I’m pretty average. And…middle aged. (sigh)<\/p>\n

7. What friend always brings a smile to your face?<\/strong>
\nMy brother. But he’s not on MySpace.<\/p>\n

8. What does that friend do to make you smile?<\/strong>
\nJust being the guy he is.<\/p>\n

9. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?<\/strong>
\nKahlua.<\/p>\n

10. What was the last movie you watched in a theatre?<\/strong>
\nWow… That would have been "The Phantom Empire". Yes…it’s been a while. I have a very low tolerance for audiences.<\/p>\n

11. Soup or salad?<\/strong>
\nSoup. If the soup of the day is good. Otherwise salad.<\/p>\n

12. Whats the longest relationship you’ve been in?<\/strong>
\n6 Years. (sigh)<\/p>\n

13. Whats the shortest relationship you’ve been in?<\/strong>
\nAbout six months.<\/p>\n

14. If you could be any age forever, what age would it be?<\/strong>
\nPhysically? 23. Mentally? I don’t want to stop growing mentally. Ever.<\/p>\n

15. Do you work out?<\/strong>
\nNo. I should. It’s a question of time, and always being distracted, and my life not really being by the clock. I work to deadlines, not a clock. It’s the way I have to function in life, otherwise I just go nuts. Regular anything is hard to accomplish, let alone regular visits to the gym. Without my Palm smartphone and its datebook alarm to nag me I will reliably forget meetings and appointments.<\/p>\n

16. How important is sex to you?<\/strong>
\nIt’s very important. But love is equally important. The physical and emotional intimacy are of a piece with me when it comes to having a boyfriend. I want it all. I’m greedy like that.<\/p>\n

17. Do you watch porn?<\/strong>
\nNot since I was in my twenties and I figured out that it was all pretty much the same and kinda boring. Pornography is obvious.<\/p>\n

18. If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?<\/strong>
\nI don’t want to be anyone else.<\/p>\n

19. Do you smoke?<\/strong>
\nCigars. Sometimes. For the nicotine.<\/p>\n

20. What kind of music do you listen to?<\/strong>
\nThe musical kind. Seriously.<\/p>\n

21. Would you date someone who was sexually active?<\/strong>
\nAs long as it was with me, of course.<\/p>\n

22. If someone made out with your boyfriend\/girlfriend what would you do?<\/strong>
\nLeave them.<\/p>\n

23. Apples or Oranges?<\/strong>
\nDo they make an Orange computer? What OS does it run?<\/p>\n

24. Who do you think will answer this questionaire?<\/strong>
\nDunno…<\/p>\n

25. Who do you want to answer this questionaire?<\/strong>
\nWhoever feels like it.<\/p>\n

26. Do you think someone you know may have a crush on you?<\/strong>
\nI strongly doubt it. But then I am the last to know these things. To my great disadvantage.<\/p>\n

27. What do you wear to sleep?<\/strong>
\nI’ll wear a big floppy t-shirt if the bedroom is really, really cold and there is no electric blanket handy. Otherwise I really don’t like wearing anything. A shower and a clean body nestled inside a set of fresh clean sheets is the way to end your day.  Call me a sensualist.<\/p>\n

28. Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?<\/strong>
\nI prefer a relationship of equals in and out of the sack. What happens at any particular moment is part of the fun.<\/p>\n

29. What’s the oldest age of a guy you would start to date?<\/strong>
\nI tend not to date much older then myself.<\/p>\n

30. Do you moan during sex?<\/strong>
\nThere’s only a few guys out there who would know.<\/p>\n

31. What’s your biggest turn on in a person?<\/strong>
\nTheir smile usually. A hot body can yank my leash, but a smile from a guy I’m attracted to can make my knees buckle. Keith was always doing that to me.<\/p>\n

32. Do you kiss on the first date?<\/strong>
\nYeah.<\/p>\n

33. Whens the last time you had sex?<\/strong>
\nThat would be the last time a certain someone from Hilton Head came to visit me. It’s been a while.<\/p>\n

34. Where is the craziest place you’ve had sex?<\/strong>
\nI really don’t want crazy when I’m in the mood. Really.<\/p>\n

35. What kink have you fantasized about, but haven’t tried yet? <\/strong>
\nI don’t regard my fantasies as kinks, thank you. And they’re probably pretty tame by most standards…<\/p>\n

36. What Myspace friend would you travel to do…<\/strong>
\nI had a long distance relationship going for some years and I never traveled to do<\/em><\/strong> him. I traveled to be with <\/strong><\/em>him because I was in love. I have no idea if anything like that will ever happen to me with a friend on MySpace, but it’s not something that will happen overnight.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

These things float around the various friend’s lists via the bulletins.  I kinda like filling some of them out because it gives me a chance to pay attention to the random things in my life, large and small.  Being that MySpace is a kinda young crowd, you’ll notice that a lot of the questions are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}