{"id":1322,"date":"2008-05-15T20:04:32","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T01:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1322"},"modified":"2008-05-15T20:06:58","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T01:06:58","slug":"how-will-peter-labarbra-go-fuck-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1322","title":{"rendered":"How Will Peter LaBarbra Go Fuck Himself?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via numerous sources&#8230;&nbsp; When the homophobes say gays are obsessed with sex, count on them to describe the sex we are obsessed with in more detail then most gay pornography.&nbsp; So naturally, in the wake of the California decision, we see Peter LaBarbra framing the issues involved in his own demure way&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>How Will California Homosexual Couples Consummate their Counterfeit &#8216;Marriages&#8217;?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh I suppose they&#8217;ll&#8230;<strong><em>Go To Disneyland!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Whatever.&nbsp; Here&#8217;s how my gay couple consummated the Lawrence v. Texas decision that finally overtuned the sodomy laws&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"600\" alt=\" \" src=\"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/touring_the_states.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">For someone who thinks same-sex sex is so ugly Peter, you sure do think about it a lot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via numerous sources&#8230;&nbsp; When the homophobes say gays are obsessed with sex, count on them to describe the sex we are obsessed with in more detail then most gay pornography.&nbsp; So naturally, in the wake of the California decision, we see Peter LaBarbra framing the issues involved in his own demure way&#8230; How Will California [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16,43,19,46],"class_list":["post-1322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-marriage","tag-the-gay-scarecrow","tag-the-jackass-chronicles","tag-the-kultar-kampf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}