{"id":13169,"date":"2024-08-31T09:15:49","date_gmt":"2024-08-31T14:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=13169"},"modified":"2024-08-31T09:15:49","modified_gmt":"2024-08-31T14:15:49","slug":"oh-you-want-more-questions-than-answers-do-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/13169","title":{"rendered":"Oh You Want More Questions Than Answers Do You&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-13170\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/onesentencestoryshock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/onesentencestoryshock.jpg 960w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/onesentencestoryshock-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/onesentencestoryshock-768x550.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Okay&#8230;how about&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>I didn&#8217;t notice the box was delivered to my office by mistake until I opened it and saw four glass quart bottles of liquid lithium inside.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Or&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Shortly after I drove off he took a can of soda out of his jacket and I realized we&#8217;d almost been shot.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Scared the daylights out of mom when I told her my bedroom was full of wet black birds.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is kinda fun&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>It sounded like the voices of the old Navajo gods talking past me, having a conversation in the air around me, in a language I could not understand.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Anyone wanting to play along just click on the <em>React!<\/em> link below&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay&#8230;how about&#8230; I didn&#8217;t notice the box was delivered to my office by mistake until I opened it and saw four glass quart bottles of liquid lithium inside. Or&#8230; Shortly after I drove off he took a can of soda out of his jacket and I realized we&#8217;d almost been shot. And then there&#8217;s&#8230; Scared [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95,322],"class_list":["post-13169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs","tag-the-geek-kid-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13169"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13171,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13169\/revisions\/13171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}