{"id":12981,"date":"2024-05-20T15:44:11","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T20:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=12981"},"modified":"2024-05-20T15:44:11","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T20:44:11","slug":"the-pale-white-boy-in-florida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/12981","title":{"rendered":"The Pale White Boy In Florida&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I go out for my morning coffee walk and I see one of the maintenance crew trying to clean up some white chalky footprints off one of the walkways. I can&#8217;t figure who was wearing white paint on their bare feet.<\/p>\n<p>So just now I&#8217;m spraying sunscreen on my bare feet before I go out again because just a few minutes out in this sun and my feet are already starting to show a tan. Then I realize that&#8217;s probably what happened this morning. Someone dumped a bunch of sunscreen on their feet and tracked it all over that walkway before it dried.<\/p>\n<p>I put a bunch of paper towels on the floor of my room before I started spraying my feet. Should be dry by the time I&#8217;m ready to go to Hollywood Studios.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m doing dinner tonight at the 50s Prime Time Cafe, and hoping they&#8217;ve put the chairs back in the Tune-In Lounge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I go out for my morning coffee walk and I see one of the maintenance crew trying to clean up some white chalky footprints off one of the walkways. I can&#8217;t figure who was wearing white paint on their bare feet. So just now I&#8217;m spraying sunscreen on my bare feet before I go out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[266,326],"class_list":["post-12981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-disney-kid-chronicles","tag-the-paleskin-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12981"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12982,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12981\/revisions\/12982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}