{"id":12863,"date":"2024-03-04T21:04:48","date_gmt":"2024-03-05T02:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=12863"},"modified":"2024-03-04T21:04:48","modified_gmt":"2024-03-05T02:04:48","slug":"faking-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/12863","title":{"rendered":"Faking It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had my first mock cocktail at Rocket to Venus last week and it convinced me that these alcohol free drinks could actually work for me. I haven&#8217;t given up drinking entirely, but I have to be very careful because it really is the case that more than one drink in a week&#8217;s time and I will get heart flutters. That said, later this week I&#8217;m planning on having one or more of La Cuchara&#8217;s lovely Velvet Undergrounds (Ancient Age Bourbon, Angostura Bitters, Orange, Hickory Smoke&#8230;yes&#8230;smoke&#8230;you read that right&#8230;) but that&#8217;s a break up celebration date and heart flutters seem appropriate for such things.<\/p>\n<p>But now I&#8217;ve discovered mock alcohol, and in my quest for the perfect mock alcohol I can now report that &#8220;Cut Above&#8221; mock whiskey is&#8230;horrible. To me it tastes like that stuff they put on microwave popcorn to make it taste like it has butter on it, but served as a drink.<\/p>\n<p>That might be me and your mileage may vary. I&#8217;ve learned over the years that my genes play a bigger role in how things taste to me than I would have thought when I was a kid. Cilantro tastes like soap, but others seem to like it. I can eat Durian candy and it tastes fine to me, but to others it apparently tastes like vomit. And I&#8217;ve never liked the taste of beer, but others will tell me that beer is the bread of life. I can tolerate a good German wheat beer, but that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n<p>So maybe whatever they&#8217;re using to simulate the taste of whiskey in Cut Above is just something that reacts badly with my taste buds. But I ended up pouring that entire expensive bottle down the drain because I simply could not drink more than a couple sips. I bought it thinking at worst it would simply not become a favorite, but there is always worse than worst.<\/p>\n<p>I bought a bottle of Free Spirits mock Bourbon tonight at a spot on The Avenue, and I&#8217;m sipping it contentedly now. It&#8217;s not a perfect imitation, but close enough that I can tell myself it&#8217;s not a top shelf Bourbon but good enough for a nightcap. I can tell they&#8217;re using cinnamon to give it that alcohol bite, but it kinda does work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had my first mock cocktail at Rocket to Venus last week and it convinced me that these alcohol free drinks could actually work for me. I haven&#8217;t given up drinking entirely, but I have to be very careful because it really is the case that more than one drink in a week&#8217;s time and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[318,157,55],"class_list":["post-12863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-heart-patient-chronicles","tag-the-old-man-chronicles","tag-this-and-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}