{"id":12683,"date":"2023-12-22T19:22:44","date_gmt":"2023-12-23T00:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=12683"},"modified":"2023-12-22T19:22:44","modified_gmt":"2023-12-23T00:22:44","slug":"nigerian-prince-would-like-to-give-you-money-also-put-you-in-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/12683","title":{"rendered":"Nigerian Prince Would Like To Give You Money&#8230;Also Put You In Jail."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I see a hit from Nigeria in my website server logs today. Hopefully it&#8217;s that Nigerian prince that wants to leave me money and he&#8217;s finally found me.<\/p>\n<p><em>Hahahahaha<\/em>&#8230;no. More likely it&#8217;s Nigerian authorities looking for gay websites to block.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I see a hit from Nigeria in my website server logs today. Hopefully it&#8217;s that Nigerian prince that wants to leave me money and he&#8217;s finally found me. Hahahahaha&#8230;no. More likely it&#8217;s Nigerian authorities looking for gay websites to block. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-12683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}