{"id":12526,"date":"2023-10-22T08:42:35","date_gmt":"2023-10-22T13:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=12526"},"modified":"2023-10-22T08:42:35","modified_gmt":"2023-10-22T13:42:35","slug":"squoosh-me-go-ahead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/12526","title":{"rendered":"Squoosh Me&#8230;Go Ahead&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m at my drafting table wiping off the iPad Pro screen when I decide I need the lamp on to better judge how clean I&#8217;m getting it. As I reach over to the lamp switch I notice the button looks a bit odd. Then I see that there&#8217;s a wasp sitting right on top of the button.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Okay&#8230;so I&#8217;m not pressing that button right this minute&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Two thoughts come to mind. 1) How the hell did that get in here? and 2) How the hell am I getting it out?<\/p>\n<p>It seemed a bit sluggish, so I grabbed a small cup and with a paper towel knocked it into the cup and covered the cup with the towel. Then I took it outside and shook it out, thinking it would just fall to the ground, but no, it flew right off. Away from me and the house thankfully.<\/p>\n<p>All I can think is I&#8217;ve had the windows open much of the daytime since I&#8217;ve been back. Weather&#8217;s nice enough for it and after three months and a tad of being shut up the house probably needed to breath. But I&#8217;ve screens on all the windows and storm doors. I guess they find little gaps to crawl through but I don&#8217;t see any.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose it&#8217;s that time of year for all the bugs to be looking for winter digs. No&#8230;not here you don&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m at my drafting table wiping off the iPad Pro screen when I decide I need the lamp on to better judge how clean I&#8217;m getting it. As I reach over to the lamp switch I notice the button looks a bit odd. Then I see that there&#8217;s a wasp sitting right on top of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[83,55],"class_list":["post-12526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-adventures-in-home-ownership","tag-this-and-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}