{"id":1170,"date":"2008-02-11T22:25:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-12T03:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1170"},"modified":"2008-02-11T22:53:31","modified_gmt":"2008-02-12T03:53:31","slug":"another-stressful-holiday-approaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1170","title":{"rendered":"Another Stressful Holiday Approaches&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via Atrios&#8230;&nbsp; According to this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ssa.gov\/OACT\/STATS\/table4c6.html\">actuarial life table<\/a>, having reached the age of fifty-four, and being male, I can reasonably expect to live through another 24.77 valentine&#8217;s days.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>Oh look&#8230;here comes another one&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"314\" height=\"330\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/knifeheart.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Atrios&#8230;&nbsp; According to this actuarial life table, having reached the age of fifty-four, and being male, I can reasonably expect to live through another 24.77 valentine&#8217;s days.&nbsp; Oh look&#8230;here comes another one&#8230; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}