{"id":1162,"date":"2008-02-05T19:38:53","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T00:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1162"},"modified":"2008-02-05T19:38:53","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T00:38:53","slug":"in-which-i-run-out-of-plastic-wrapfor-the-first-time-in-almost-23-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1162","title":{"rendered":"In Which I Run Out Of Plastic Wrap&#8230;For The First Time In Almost 23 Years&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the summer of 1985 I bought a restaurant size roll of plastic wrap from Price Club, the membership wholesaler that would later become Costco.&nbsp; Some friends of mine who had memberships had taken me there that day, and it was the first time since the last GEM store in Maryland closed that I&#8217;d been in a membership wholesale store.&nbsp; So I knew the drill.&nbsp; Membership stores were places you could buy things cheaper then regular retailers, and often in bulk.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But I didn&#8217;t have a lot of money back then to spend on a bulk items shopping spree.&nbsp; Probably, I was close to broke.&nbsp; Back then I was struggling to make a living as a freelance architectural modelmaker.&nbsp; But I wanted to make the most of the opportunity so I looked around for something to buy&#8230;some day to day household item&#8230;for less then I&#8217;d normally have to pay.&nbsp; I figured it had to be something that I used often around the house, but which wouldn&#8217;t spoil or go bad if it took me a long time to finish it.&nbsp; I wandered up and down the isles, looking at various items like detergents and paper towels and such.&nbsp; Then I spied some restaurant size boxes of plastic wrap and figured one of those would do.&nbsp; That as I said, was sometime during the summer of 1985.\n<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;it just now ran out.<\/p>\n<p>That roll of plastic wrap had become something of a running gag between me and my friends over the years.&nbsp; And&#8230;no kidding&#8230;I was pulling from it almost daily too for the past twenty-two plus years.&nbsp; For a while there I thought I might have to put it in my will.<\/p>\n<p>Figure I&#8217;ll be approaching my 78th birthday by the time my next box of the stuff runs out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the summer of 1985 I bought a restaurant size roll of plastic wrap from Price Club, the membership wholesaler that would later become Costco.&nbsp; Some friends of mine who had memberships had taken me there that day, and it was the first time since the last GEM store in Maryland closed that I&#8217;d been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}