{"id":1153,"date":"2008-02-02T09:31:11","date_gmt":"2008-02-02T14:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1153"},"modified":"2008-02-02T09:32:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-02T14:32:06","slug":"meanwhile-on-the-mean-streets-of-maryland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1153","title":{"rendered":"Meanwhile, Here On The Mean Streets Of Maryland&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another day, another headline in the never-ending war on drugs&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxdc.com\/myfox\/pages\/Home\/Detail;jsessionid=B495D2C5F26694FD33048E0BC9F0F9F2?contentId=5657259&amp;version=3&amp;locale=EN-US&amp;layoutCode=TSTY&amp;pageId=1.1.1&amp;sflg=1\"><strong>Police: Crack Found in Man&#8217;s Buttocks<\/strong><\/a><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You don&#8217;t say&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another day, another headline in the never-ending war on drugs&#8230; Police: Crack Found in Man&#8217;s Buttocks You don&#8217;t say&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-1153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}