{"id":1144,"date":"2008-01-26T22:39:38","date_gmt":"2008-01-27T03:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1144"},"modified":"2008-01-26T22:56:15","modified_gmt":"2008-01-27T03:56:15","slug":"now-why-didnt-i-think-of-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1144","title":{"rendered":"Now Why Didn&#8217;t I Think Of This?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well Chemistry.Com turned out to be a dud.&nbsp; Maybe I should have tried these instead&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"367\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/lucky_man_sm.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>For the lover man who wants to get lucky. With a 60&#8217;s swing feel these chocolate cookies come equipped with pickup lines as fortunes. Box contains 8 chocolate fortune cookies.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dh-stores.com\/uCatalog.aspx?mid=4&amp;pid=583\">$7.95<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ohhh&#8230;a Pink Dodge Charger!&nbsp; Bet it&#8217;s got shag carpeting too.&nbsp; See&#8230;I never think of things like that.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I should just fiddle with my diet a tad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/lard_couple_sm.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Dang.&nbsp; Why wasn&#8217;t I told about this?<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well Chemistry.Com turned out to be a dud.&nbsp; Maybe I should have tried these instead&#8230; For the lover man who wants to get lucky. With a 60&#8217;s swing feel these chocolate cookies come equipped with pickup lines as fortunes. Box contains 8 chocolate fortune cookies. $7.95 Ohhh&#8230;a Pink Dodge Charger!&nbsp; Bet it&#8217;s got shag carpeting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-1144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}