{"id":11346,"date":"2021-11-03T08:48:11","date_gmt":"2021-11-03T13:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=11346"},"modified":"2021-11-03T08:48:11","modified_gmt":"2021-11-03T13:48:11","slug":"i-know-lets-spend-a-fortune-on-disney-world-tickets-and-just-stand-in-line-for-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/11346","title":{"rendered":"I Know&#8230;Let&#8217;s Spend A Fortune On Disney World Tickets And Just Stand In Line For Hours!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What fun!<\/p>\n<p>Scanning my Facebook stream this morning I see complaining about the lines at the new Space 220 restaurant at Walt Disney World. One user posted that they&#8217;d waited in line with family for three hours, only to be told the bar was open now and so kids could not be allowed inside.<\/p>\n<p>Three hours. Anyone who has ever hung out with me knows how impatient I can get about lines, but I am stunned. Who stands in a line for three hours to eat?? For a ride&#8230;maybe. If it&#8217;s new and exciting. Sure. But&#8230;to eat? How about making a reservation? And if you try and discover it&#8217;s booked for three months in advance, maybe think of another place to eat that day.<\/p>\n<p>I dunno&#8230;I&#8217;ve always been this way. Ask anyone who&#8217;s ever stood in line with me. But maybe more so now that I&#8217;m at the tail end of life and about to retire and my days will be all mine and I&#8217;m not spending the hours of those last days standing in lines doing nothing. At my age I&#8217;m napping too much as it is.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t need to stand in line. Especially for three hours. Are you insane? There are Tons of good places to eat. There are lots of fun rides and attractions. Yeah&#8230;yeah&#8230;but none of them are the Next Big Thing. I get it. But I don&#8217;t. Life is short. Impatience is a virtue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What fun! Scanning my Facebook stream this morning I see complaining about the lines at the new Space 220 restaurant at Walt Disney World. One user posted that they&#8217;d waited in line with family for three hours, only to be told the bar was open now and so kids could not be allowed inside. Three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[157],"class_list":["post-11346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-old-man-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}