{"id":1099,"date":"2007-12-31T14:42:06","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T19:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1099"},"modified":"2009-11-07T14:36:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T19:36:04","slug":"new-years-eve-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1099","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s Eve List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of the coming revelry&#8230;no&#8230;not a resolution list.&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/omglists.blogfaction.com\/article\/100474\/7-things-that-only-make-sense-when-youre-drunk\/\"><em>A Seven Things That Only Make Sense When You&#8217;re Drunk<\/em><\/a>  list&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Somehow, I&#8217;ve no idea how or why, I&#8217;m able to keep my common sense when I&#8217;m completely wasted.&nbsp; I may not be able to stand up straight but I know better then to fall for items seven through 2.&nbsp; But item number one has actually made sense to me when I was badly drunk.&nbsp; Regrettably.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to know where your failure points are.&nbsp; Take heed of them when partying tonight&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of the coming revelry&#8230;no&#8230;not a resolution list.&nbsp; A Seven Things That Only Make Sense When You&#8217;re Drunk list&#8230; Somehow, I&#8217;ve no idea how or why, I&#8217;m able to keep my common sense when I&#8217;m completely wasted.&nbsp; I may not be able to stand up straight but I know better then to fall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-uncategorized","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}