{"id":10896,"date":"2020-11-26T13:04:58","date_gmt":"2020-11-26T18:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=10896"},"modified":"2020-11-26T13:09:13","modified_gmt":"2020-11-26T18:09:13","slug":"a-poem-for-black-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/10896","title":{"rendered":"A Poem For Black Friday."},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Hello Mrs Gorilla<br \/>\r\nHello Mrs Not A Gorilla<br \/>\r\nBeen Shopping?<br \/>\r\nNo, been shopping.<br \/>\r\nWhat\u2019d you buy?<br \/>\r\nA piston engine.<br \/>\r\nA What?!<br \/>\r\nA piston engine.<br \/>\r\nWhat\u2019d you buy that for?<br \/>\r\nIt was a bargain.<\/p>\r\n<p><br \/>\r\n-William Shakespython<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Mrs Gorilla Hello Mrs Not A Gorilla Been Shopping? No, been shopping. What\u2019d you buy? A piston engine. A What?! A piston engine. What\u2019d you buy that for? It was a bargain. -William Shakespython<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-10896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-this-and-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}