{"id":10483,"date":"2019-12-04T14:04:30","date_gmt":"2019-12-04T19:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=10483"},"modified":"2019-12-04T14:06:25","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T19:06:25","slug":"dear-apple-please-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/10483","title":{"rendered":"Dear Apple…Please Stop…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m listening to The Warsaw Concerto<\/em> on the iPhone. It’s lovely Rachmaninoff-esq music (it was actually composed for a movie whose director initially wanted to use Rachmaninoff’s second piano concerto but the copyright holder wouldn’t allow it. So he hired composer Richard Addinsell, to do something in the style of Rachmaninoff. The movie isn’t well known, but the piece by Addinsell is now a part of the classical music canon.<\/p>\n

Anyway…it’s the sort of lovely beautiful,\u00a0evocative romantic music I get in the mood for sometimes. Like the other night…and I’m doing the dishes and I’m zoning out to the music and occasionally swiping back to the beginning of the piece and listening to it again (it’s not really a full blown concerto, it just calls itself that…) and then the iPhone makes a sound and I look at the screen and there’s a popup window. I don’t have my reading glasses on and all I can make out are the words…<\/p>\n

Your First Love…<\/em><\/p>\n

Well all sorts of things went through my head and I scrambled around to find my reading glasses and by the time I got them on the popup had vanished. I looked in the notifications center. Nothing. I checked my mailbox. I checked my Facebook app. I checked my Twitter app. I checked every app I could think of that might give me a notification. I couldn’t find it. It began to feel like some existential message from a digital Twilight Zone about how completely I’ve failed in love.<\/p>\n

Hello Bruce, here’s a message from Your First Love! Whoops…not quick enough. Now it’s gone. Vanished into the mists of digital infinity. Now you’ll never know what it was. Still the same dweeb you were as a teenage boy aren’t you? Now here’s your daily reminder to fill out your timesheet!<\/em><\/p>\n

Before going down to the art room bar to pour myself a drink I decided, just on the off chance that it was some weird new iPhone Apple thing, to google “ios your first love”. Jackpot. It’s the damn music app. I must have touched the heart icon whilst rewinding the music I was playing.<\/p>\n

That wasn’t nice Apple.\u00a0#singleoldgaymaleproblems<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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