{"id":1001,"date":"2007-11-04T18:23:49","date_gmt":"2007-11-04T23:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1001"},"modified":"2007-11-04T18:27:15","modified_gmt":"2007-11-04T23:27:15","slug":"were-is-my-lid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/1001","title":{"rendered":"Were Is My Lid?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just asking&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>These evenings of drink and cigars just aren&#8217;t cutting it.<\/p>\n<p>Where the <em>Fuck<\/em> are you!<\/p>\n<p>Just asking&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Please.&nbsp; Walk up and say &#8216;Hi!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Please.<\/p>\n<p>I need you in my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just asking&#8230; These evenings of drink and cigars just aren&#8217;t cutting it. Where the Fuck are you! Just asking&#8230; Please.&nbsp; Walk up and say &#8216;Hi!&#8217; Please. I need you in my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}