Just Amazing What I Never Really Noticed Back Then, That I Can’t Stop Noticing Now
I’ve been collecting TV shows I used to watch when I was a kid for my home video library. What I’ve had to discover is how incredibly sexist a lot of them are, especially regards the one off female supporting characters per episode. There is so much heterosexual male fantasy there that, when I was that age, went right over my head, that I can’t stop seeing now. Okay…it probably wasn’t just my age back then. Gay boys tend to know even then that there is something a bit different about them.
TV shows like Burke’s Law, which if you ignored the heavy handed female sexpot of the day thread in the plots, was actually a pretty good mystery story series that played fair with the audience. The clues were always there for you to see, but you almost never did until Amos Burke pulled it all together. I tended to zone out at the romance scenes…there were an obligatory two per episode, plus the one at the beginning when Burke gets the phone call about yet another murder somewhere among the rich and famous. I always mentally skipped over the romance scenes. It was that Rolls Royce Silver Cloud II that totally fascinated me.
I picked up a set of Man From U.N.C.L.E. dvds, because I remembered how much I liked watching all the cool spy gadgets in it, and truth be told had I been willing to admit it, like a lot of girls back then I thought David McCallum was very nice on the eyes. What I’d forgotten, probably because I always zoned out on those scenes, was how relentlessly horny Napoleon Solo always was. You just couldn’t leave him alone with any of the female U.N.C.L.E. agents, who were of course always sexy and willing. Problem was there were men back then who felt perfectly free to be like that to the women in their workplace. And now they resent being told not to.
Speaking of secret agent shows, at least Emma Peel was played as the equal to John Steed, who was always a gentleman, even if she was required to have at least one scene per episode in those tight leather suits. And you got none of that in Secret Agent (aka Danger Man in Britain where it originated). I think the reason I liked Secret Agent more than the others was Patrick McGoohan was a more convincing secret agent, and he seemed like a decent man doing a very dangerous job for his country. The others were pure fantasy. Heterosexual male fantasy.
And that fantasy played big in Hollywood, among the high testosterone studio heads. But sometimes it was played for laughs. One that went completely over my head until recently was Petticoat Junction. Look it up in the urban dictionary (“lots of curves you bet”), and also take note of the town just down the tracks named Hooterville. How did I not notice this? Did Hooterville have a Hooters I wonder.
That was Hollywood back then, where the hero of the story had to have a new babe every week, and gay males had to endure being told from every direction that there was something mentally wrong with them for being so preoccupied with sex all the time.