You Know It’s Really Bad When Even Your Fellow Republicans Think You’re Too Corrupt To Be In A Leadership Position…
Via Atrios commentor Cup O’ Joe:
Top Ten Things Overheard At The GOP’s Conference To Elect A New Leader
10. “Put your clothes on and stop acting like an idiot!
9. “I’m telling you for the last time, no one wants to hear about your damned lobotomy!
8. “My mistress can kick your mistress’s ass!
7. “Glad to see you found a new career, Mr. Watts. Can I have my drink now, please?
6. “Sorry but I’m not touching any cold cuts since I voted to cut the FDA’s budget.
5. “I don’t now about you, but if I find out I’m sharing a cell with Cheney or Rumsfeld I’m just gonna kill myself.
4. “I’m not going to comment on that, Mr. Cunningham: and stop making me talk into your lapel!
3. “So I said to the cop, I said, ‘Honest officer, no one was driving…we was all in the back, singing!’ ”
2. “You can get out from under the podium now, Ms. Coulter. Everyone’s gone for the day.
1. “Let’s make this easy. Who doesn’t have a restraining order against him?
