October 17th, 2016
When Life Gives You Lemons, Get You Some Salt And Tequila And Laugh In Its Face
Feeling at tad abused by Mercedes-Benz USA today. I’ll probably bitch about it later. No…I will almost certainly bitch about it later.
In the meantime…
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
“Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.”
Forrest Gump – Monty Python crossover…
