From the Cheater’s Handbook…  When sending flowers to your mistress, make sure your wife doesn’t get the bill…

US Florist sued after red roses lead to divorce

Leroy Greer is a bit of a romantic. He sent a dozen roses and a teddy bear to his girlfriend, with a card reading "Just wanted to say I love you".

Unfortunately the florist sent the receipt to his wife.

How…romantic…

Now the luxury car salesman from Missouri City is suing the firm for $1 million for "mental anguish" caused by the mix-up and his resultant divorce.

The affair was laid bare after his wife received a receipt from 1-800-flowers.com.

Bereft of bouquet, she called the company and requested more information, which not only included the damning card message but the girlfriend’s name and address.

She faxed the receipt to her husband at work with her own note: "Be a man! If you got caught red handed then don’t lie."

Divorce proceedings followed swiftly.

Ya think? 

Mr Greer blamed the florist for his divorce and insisted it had told him no receipt would be sent to his home.

No Leroy…it wasn’t the flowers.  It’s the thought that counts.