Well of course this was all just an innocent bit of sheer stupidity on his part…

Priest Accused Of Jogging Naked

(Frederick, Colorado)  A Catholic priest faces an indecent exposure charge after jogging in the nude about an hour before sunrise.

The Rev. Robert Whipkey told officers he had been running naked at a high school track and didn’t think anyone would be around at that time of day, a police report said.

He told officers he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging. "I know what I did was wrong," he said in the report.

So he’s a Catholic priest…and he’s jogging…naked…in the predawn twilight…Around A High School Track…  Yeah…I’ll just bet he has a sweaty little problem alright…