As Jim Burroway remarked last night on Facebook, I had no idea "Hiking the Appalachian Trail" meant that…

Mark Sanford.  Republican.  Conservative.  Sexual moralist.  Fierce defender of Traditional Marriage.  Protecting innocent children from the homosexual agenda.  Upholding his state’s reputation as a place decent normal families can come visit…

Adulterer…

S.C. Governor demands personnel and procedure changes in tourism fracas

When South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford learned that his state was being advertised as a gay tourism destination, he ordered a Cabinet-level department head “to do the right thing personnel-wise or process-wise to ensure this does not happen again,” Sanford’s spokesman Joel Sawyer told Q-Notes.

Sanford was reacting to U.S. media reports that a subway poster mounted in London, England, during Gay Pride week was announcing, “South Carolina is so gay.”

A state employee who approved the ads was called to a meeting with management and resigned, according to Marion Edmonds, spokesman for the state’s Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism (PRT).

If the employee broke any rule in the conduct of her job, it was apparently an unwritten one.

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Governor Sanford mandated that PRT director Chad Prosser will from now on have to personally sign off on all advertising campaigns, Sawyer said.

Drum roll please…

Sanford admits to affair

S.C. Governor Mark Sanford has admitted to being unfaithful to his wife, and stated in his press conference at 2:30 p.m. that this was the reason he was in Argentina for Father’s Day instead of at home with his family.

I don’t want to hear one more word about how horrible it is that teh gays hold their parades every year on Father’s Day.  Oh…and his mistress is also married…

Seemingly fighting tears at times, he said the situation holds a certain irony. He said his mistress is also married and has two children.

Good thing we have people like you keeping children safe from all those same-sex households, so they won’t grow up with a twisted set of values.

Another day…another anti-gay culture warrior pops out of the philanderer closet. So…"I believe in traditional marriage" is a euphemism for "I’m cheating on my spouse" is it?