This came to me via email just this morning…

Safe Holiday Shopping Tips:

Be aware of your surroundings at all times, and know where the exits are wherever you go.
   
If the crowd gets out of control and you feel you’re getting pushed:

 “Stand like a boxer”, keep your arms in front of your chest to create space between you and the person in front of you.

If you drop something:  leave it, don’t try to pick it up.

If you fall:  lie on your left side to protect your heart and lungs when being trampled.

May I please go live on another planet…

Sartre was right…