Good thing my poor little blog isn’t trying to get into theaters nationwide…

According to The Blog Rater, this little blog merited this rating because of…

• gay (26x)
• hell (5x)
• dead (2x)
• crack (1x)

What the hell…???  Crack?  I double checked and it was my post about the right wing monopoly on talk radio…

The Bush Administration crack down a couple years ago on broadcast indecency was usually taken to be a bone tossed at it’s fundamentalist base.

That’s not a reference to crack cocaine you drooling morons!  You’ll never see me advocating the use of that poison here.  And why the hell (whoops…I said it again…dang…) is the word "gay" something impressionable kids shouldn’t be exposed to?  I’m a gay man.  Right?  Okay…fine.  Gay.  Gay.  Gay.  Gay.  Now I have 32 instances of the word to count against my poor blog.  Oh…and five for crack.  Uh…six.  Aw…fuck it .  Whoops. 

But you know what…this is exactly the kind of jackass way the MPAA rates movies anyway.  So I guess you won’t be seeing ads for The Story So Far in your local newspaper’s movieguide anytime soon…