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February 1st, 2009

Not Dead Yet…

…Just really preoccupied with the house.  On Wednesday I discovered that a leak in the roof, near the back of the house by the chimney, that I thought had been taken care of was back with a vengeance.  Between that and other more routine maintenance here at Casa del Garrett I’ve been away from the den computer more then usual. 

And…I really don’t feel talkative right now…for some reason…

 

To: Bruce Garrett
From: "FTD.com" <lily@mailfromftd.com>
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From: "Costco News"
To: Bruce Garrett
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To: Bruce Garrett
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To: Bruce Garrett
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To: Bruce Garrett
From: “Radisson Hotels & Resorts”
Subject: Just in time for Valentine’s Day

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To: Bruce Garrett
From: “FTD.com”
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3 Responses to “Not Dead Yet…”

  1. Bob C Says:

    My younger brother doodled that cartoon. For some reason, we sat around and giggled about it for an hour. Theres several different interpretations to it.

    I’m with you on the Valentines Day bullshit.

  2. Bruce Says:

    Er…what cartoon…?

    Link pls?

  3. Bob C Says:

    Doesnt seem to be posting.
    Check the website link I put in the website submit form

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