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October 26th, 2008

Atlas Shrugged…Then Charged It To Someone Else…

Via SLOG…  Oh look..the wingers are all going to go live on a commune…

From The National Review, we have the Republican version of “I’m moving to Canada if their side wins”:

Canada or Galt’s Gulch? [Lisa Schiffren]

So, what happens if McCain really does pull it out and win? After the urban riots, might this be the year that all those libs with Bush derangement syndrome actually make good on their threat to leave the country? What if Canada had a special policy to lure them in? (Win-win-win situation —them/us/Canada )

Of course conservatives don’t threaten to leave the U.S. as a rule. However, on more or less the same subject, I haven’t heard so much about John Galt since …well, ever. (And objectivists were thick on the ground in D.C. during the Reagan administration.) I suppose, with all the projections of the Obama administration and its confiscatory tax rates on people and businesses, subordination of the productive to the dependent, public schools turned into training camps for radicals and legions of speech/thought police — i.e. — the end of liberty as we knew it — it might be time to start thinking about the mechanics of Galt’s Gulch. Actually, this is probably a great time to buy property in the Rockies. Love to see the video for that…

For those of you who are unaware, Galt’s Gulch is where all the world’s libertarian intellectuals flee to in the novel Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand. In the novel, the resulting lack of intellectuals and competent businessmen causes the rest of the world to nearly die in an apocalypse of mediocrity. I’m willing to take the gamble that it’s not going to work out that way in the real world, and I implore the conservatives to move to the Rockies and start working on their conservatopia. I’ll even donate to a fund in their honor.

Rand’s idea of a strike against totalitarianism by society’s business and engineering elite only works if you believe that only completely moral and rational people excel in business and engineering and that isn’t true. Both the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany were full of engineering geniuses who happily worked for them, and in Nazi Germany corporations thrived.  Totalitarian states can eventually collapse for a lot of reasons, but a lack of smart people willing to lend their minds to the Omnipotent State isn’t one of them.  Werner Von Braun happily worked for both Adolph Hitler and John F. Kennedy.

Rand simply had no curiosity, and it severely limited her imagination.  She was a romantic in the worse sense, the ivory tower sense, not the enraptured by life sense.  And you really see that, in the Galt’s Gulch chapters of Atlas Shrugged.  Question: in the utopia of the mind that is Galt’s Gulch…where are the laborers…?

When he put her plate before her, she asked. "Where did you get that food?  Do they have a grocery store here?"

"The best one in the world.  It’s run by Lawrence Hammond."

"What?"

"Lawrence Hammond, of Hammond Cars.  The bacon is from the farm of Dwight Sanders – of Sander’s Aircraft.  The eggs and the butter from Judge Narragansett – of the Superior Court of the State of Illinois."

The Country Club set puts down their golf clubs and takes up farming.  Except these aren’t hobby farms…they’re trying to be self sustaining here.  So the automobile executive, the aircraft company CEO and the Superior Court Judge also happen to be able to run production farms too because…well…because they’re The Men Of The Mind and farming really isn’t all that hard after all.  You just get a few pigs and chickens and cows and the whole operation pretty much just runs itself…right?  I mean…how hard could running a farm be anyway…all those country bumpkins manage to do it after all.  And we are Men Of The Mind.  This is, seriously, Rand’s thinking here. 

And it gets worse.  A couple pages later the two heroes of the novel, Galt and Dagny Taggart, encounter the former CEO of Sander’s Aircraft, who says he can fix her small airplane…the one she crashed and nearly totaled.  On his pig farm.  In between slopping the hogs I guess…

He pointed across the road.  Glancing through the tops of the pine trees, she saw the concrete rectangle of an airfield on the bottom of the valley.

"We have a few planes here and it’s my job to take care of them," he said.  "I’m the hog farmer and the airfield attendant.  I’m doing quite well at producing ham and bacon, without the men from whom I used to buy it.  But those men cannot produce airplanes without me – and without me, they cannot even produce their ham and bacon."

Okay…first of all…who poured the concrete for that airfield?  And…where did the concrete come from?  The town brain surgeon? 

Hey…it’s just concrete.  Anyone can pour concrete…right?  I mean…look at the low class dimwits who do it for a living.  And we’re The Men Of The Mind.  We can do that…piece of cake.  We can pour whole runways and taxiways and parking pads of concrete level enough for aircraft to safely use that won’t crack apart here in the Rocky Mountain winters because we’re The Men Of The Mind.  Hell…just mix and pour and it’s done.  Er…who makes the cement mixers around here?  And those…things…concrete workers use…trowels I think they’re called.  Who makes that stuff.  I know…the town philosopher!   No…wait…he runs the diner…

Hey…same thing with raising pigs.  Anyone can raise pigs.  No…wait…even pig farmers can’t raise pigs without help from The Men Of The Mind…

But wait…there’s more.  Are you wondering where the tractors come from for all these farms The Men Of The Mind are running?  Well wonder no more…

"…Since the time I saw you last, I have designed and manufactured just one new tractor.  I mean one – I tooled it by hand – no mass production was necessary.  But that tractor has cut an eight hour workday down to four hours on" – the straight line of his arm, extended to point across the valley, moved like a royal scepter; her eyes followed it and she saw the terraced green of hanging gardens on a distant mountainside – "the chicken and dairy farm of Judge Narragansett" – his arm moved slowly to a long, flat stretch of greenish gold at the foot of the canyon, then to a band of violent green – "in the wheat fields and tobacco patch of Midas Mulligan" – his arm rose to a granite flank striped by glistening tiers of leaves – "in the orchards of Richard Halley."

Behold Moses showing the promise land to the faithful.  No wait…that’s a Royal Scepter there.  Never mind where he got the tools to work the steel to make tractor motor, let alone a tractor.  Hey…this guy’s not only an aircraft maker and a hog farmer.  He’s a lathe maker and foundry operator…And a tool and die maker.  And a tire maker.  He can build motors and transmissions and differentials.  From just the simple everyday raw materials you find just laying around in the middle of the Rocky Mountains for the taking, Dwight Sanders can make gaskets and seals and sealing compound and springs and rubber.  He can manufacture gauges and radiators and hoses and belts.  Or someone else there can.  Possibly the town dentist.  But look at it closer.  Rand here seems to think that running a farm or an orchard, consists of running a tractor back and forth all day long and if you build a better tractor you can cut the farmer’s workday down by half. 

I mean…because farmers work an eight hour day just like everyone else don’t they?  When they’re not running the local airport.  Ask a tobacco farmer how long their day is.

But it’s gets better.  A page or two on and they meet the man who produces the oil for Galt’s Gulch.  And presumably, the gasoline, the kerosene, the motor oil, all the lubricants, and the petroleum-based plastic grocery bags for the grocery store Lawrence Hammond runs…between building the automobiles the folks in Galt’s Gulch drive…

There were two other men working with him: a big muscular roughneck, at a pump halfway up the wall, and a young boy, by the tank on the ground.  The young boy had blond hair and a face with an unusual purity of form.  She felt certain that she knew his face, but she could not recall where she had seen it.  The boy caught her puzzled glance. grinned, and as if to help her, whistled softly, almost inaudibly the first notes of Halley’s Fifth Concerto.  It was the young brakeman of the Comet.

She laughed.  "It was the Fifth Concerto by Richard Halley, wasn’t it?"

"Sure," he answered.  "But do you think I’d tell that to a scab?"

"A what?"

"What am I paying you for?" asked Ellis Wyatt, approaching; the boy chuckled, darting back to seize the lever he had abandoned for a moment.  "It’s Miss Taggart who couldn’t fire you, if you loafed on the job.  I can."

"That’s one of the reasons why I quit the railroad, Miss Taggart," said the boy.

There is so much there to unpack, not the least of which is the delicately beautiful, artistic youth in a book by the notoriously homophobic Rand.  Who…ah…quits his job on the railroad so he can work where common laborers have absolutely no legal rights.  I hope you like working for 1/10th of a living wage in Galt’s Gulch kid.  Maybe Lawrence Hammond gives him a place in the alley behind his grocery store to spend the night after he sweeps the floors. Or maybe he has a night job cleaning the hog pens at Dwight Sanders’ farm. 

But wait…there’s more…

The roughneck was watching them from above, listening with curiosity.  She glanced up at him, he looked like a truck driver, so she asked, "What were you outside?  A professor of comparative philology, I suppose?"

"No, ma’am," he answered. "I was a truck driver."

Oh look…a touch of humor in an Ayn Rand novel.  But wait for it…

He added, "But that’s not what I wanted to remain."

Because…you know…only a looter would want to earn a living as a truck driver.   So…who transports the goods in this Utopia Of The Mind?  I know, I know…!  Dwight Sanders runs goods around from all the farms to Lawrence Hammond’s grocery store on his new super tractor.  In half the time.  When it’s not saving Judge Narragansett time on his chicken farm, and Midas Mulligan time on his tobacco patch and Richard Halley time in his orchard.   Between working on his hog farm and running the town airport.

So.  Who is growing the cotton here, in the middle of the Rocky Mountains, for the textile mill that somebody is running, to produce the cloth that somebody who is making everyone’s clothes there needs?  Who made the textile mill?  Who made the tools to make the textile mill?  Who made the lumber but build the textile mill?  Who made the saws for the lumber mill to make the lumber for the textile mill?  Who transported the lumber?  Wait…Sanders again…  Who makes the soap that the blond-haired delicate of face artistic but not gay really he isn’t gay no way is he gay kid uses to clean himself off after working in Ellis Wyatt’s oil field?  Assuming he can afford the luxury of soap on the slave labor wages Wyatt is perfectly free to pay him?  Or maybe soap isn’t needed in Galt’s Gulch, because the Men Of The Mind just will their bodies not to get dirty.

The right wingers yap, yap, yapping now about starting their own Galt’s Gulches are the same hypocrites who are fond of saying "There is no free lunch."  Meanwhile, Atlas Shrugged is about a man who invents a motor that’s powered by atmospheric static electricity.  Hey everyone…free energy!   Its pivotal moment is when the heroine discovers Galt’s Gulch, and sees for herself that the work of producing the basic necessities of life that modern civilization depends on is so easy even the CEO of an aircraft company can do it…in his spare time.  And machine an entirely new tractor out of raw materials with the rest of his spare time.  Who needs actual farmers?  Or truck drivers?   Some day, the heartlanders, the blue collar workers, the Joe The Pumbers, should really take a look at the depth of the contempt the brains of the republican party view them with.  Nobody really needs you worthless morons…er…now give us your votes praise Jesus or the homos will sodomise your children…

Rand claimed to idolize New York City.  Pity she never actually took a stroll through its streets to watch what makes it all work.

So…I’m with  Paul Constant on SLOG.  Let them try it.  By all means.  Every little upper middle class rebel child needs their go live in a commune period.  Who knows…when they come straggling back ragged and hungry from their adventure, maybe they’ll consent to give the people who pick their cotton, keep their grocery store shelves stocked, make their clothes and keep their floors clean a livable wage then.  Yes, as a matter of fact, there is no free lunch.  So pay your server enough to make them want to keep feeding you.

5 Responses to “Atlas Shrugged…Then Charged It To Someone Else…”

  1. John Stamos Says:

    you obviously missed the point of the entire book… I know.. it’s long for someone used to reading Dr. Seuss.

  2. Bruce Says:

    Oh how could I?  She’s like a little goddamned bird perched on your shoulder through all 1168 pages (Random House hardback, 17th printing) constantly chirping in your ear "Do you get it?  Do you get it?  Do you get it? "  For a lady who preached thinking for yourself so…religiously…she sure didn’t trust her readers to think for themselves.  That entire John Gault speech was an admission of failure.  Had she been the great literary giant her peanut gallery says she is then it would have been completely unnecessary… superfluous… redundant.  Her readers would have arrived, all by themselves, where she spent 60 pages dragging them kicking and screaming.  Missed the point?  Nobody misses her point if she has anything to do with it.  Stagger away punch drunk maybe.

    Jacob Bronowski once said that art doesn’t set out to preach, but to shine a light in which the outlines of good and evil could be seen with frightful clarity.  Rand didn’t write a novel.  She wrote a 1168 page pamphlet, the central message of which only makes sense in a world where conservation of energy doesn’t apply, and tractor gaskets and concrete are created out of thin air.  No communist central economic planner was ever as breathtakingly imaginative at creating entire economies out of absolutely nothing as Rand.  But sitting at a typewriter, you can do that.  You don’t have to actually make it work, you just have to make people believe it would.  Very, very gullible people.  I was one of those, once.  But that’s not what I wanted to remain.

    As I said, every little upper middle class rebel child needs their go live in a commune period.  There’s not enough food, the machinery we brought with us is falling apart, our clothes are all rags and it smells like a cesspool in here because soap is scarcer then rubber for Dwight Sanders wonder tractor.  We Are Going Back To The World…

  3. Hugh Akston Says:

    "Oh how could I?"
     I don’t know, but somehow you did.  Obviously there are geniuses who would collaborate with totalitarianism; one of them is a major character in Atlas Shrugged.  Remember Dr. Robert Stadler?
    "Some day, the heartlanders, the blue collar workers, the Joe The Pumbers, should really take a look at the depth of the contempt the brains of the republican party view them with. "
    Sure.

    "I know, this is the place where one employs nothing but aristocrats for the lousiest kinds of jobs."
    "They’re all aristocrats, that’s true…because they know that there’s no such thing as a lousy job"

  4. Bruce Says:

    Robert Stadler???  Oh yes…the Brilliant Mind who was famous for…  Er…  What exactly?

    See…this is exactly why Rand was no damn good as a writer.  Why bother Showing your readers something when you can beat them over the head with it?  We know Stadler was a Brilliant Mind because she said so.  Not because he did anything in the book to make you think he was.  Rearden we at least saw in flashback working on his Miracle Metal (and tellingly the episode was brief…Rand was not really all that interested in how things actually work), but in that entire 1000+ page book he is the exception to the trope.  And we know one other thing about Stadler…he was a looter.  He was a looter because he believed in government funded "pure" research, which Rand mocked as worthless thievery.  All those government funded scientists…and not a one of them could figure out how to get free energy from static electricity…  Unlike Galt because his eyes were fixed on the dollar, not those pesky laws of thermodynamics.  In the end Stadler is killed by a weapon of mass destruction born from one of his lines of research that he hadn’t even realized could be used as a weapon.  So out of one side of her mouth Rand is saying he’s a Brilliant Mind and out of the other she’s writing him like he’s a vacant minded idiot. 

    Rand does this all the time.  She declares one thing and then writes like she thinks something else.  Stadler is Brilliant.  But he’s also a looter so he’s stupid too.  There is no such thing as a lousy job.  But only a looter would want to remain a truck driver.  Good thing there are looters then I suppose, because in a world full of Men Of The Mind who delivers the goods from point A to point B?  Oh…wait…that would be Dwight Sanders.  When he’s not pouring the concrete for his airport.  When he’s not making the gaskets for his Super Tractor.  When he’s not slopping the pigs. 

    So…why are you bothering with my little corner of the Internet…Hugh?  Don’t you have some burgers to flip or something?   I have a wee suggestion…Hugh.  When one of your customers asks you how much for two eggs over easy and you’ve spent over a thousand pages telling them there is No Free Breakfast, let alone a Free Lunch…except when it comes to getting energy from static electricity…you might go find a mirror and keep repeating There Is No Free Lunch to the brain dead Man Of The Mind you see in there, because actually there isn’t and trust me if you ever decide (oh please do!) to take that walk down the yellow brick road to Galt’s Gulch you will find that out pretty damn fast.

    Oh.  And: There Is No Such Thing As A Lousy Job Even If It’s Driving Trucks. 

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